We Watched The Unborn Last Night
the boy: I’m gonna go find someplace that sells Count Chocula. me: You’re cute. I had crazy dreams last night. boy: Me too. me: I had actual dreams about the dybbuk chasing me. boy: You’re crazy. *shuts door*
Six (or seven) very different tumblrs that have a little piece of my tumblr heart: Lickystickypickyme caetiecakes legrand molls (yes I love her tumblr. I understand some of you don’t. I choose to believe this is due to some deep rooted fear of chihuahuas you have.) getyourown skeetonmischa and thediaryofsuricruise (different tumblrs, same man. he runs a few other tumblrs, too. some...
Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
Cut holes for your arms and legs in a Hefty trash bag in such a manner so that the opening cinches around your neck. Fill the bag with crumpled up pieces of paper before you tie it. Congratulations, you are now a bag of trash. (Not recommended if there is a Halloween killer in your neighborhood. The Hefty bag cinch ties will only aid him/her in choking you.) Wear a power suit. Congratulations,...
I am not wearing make-up in half of the GPOYW photos I post, because half of the time I am not wearing make-up. Because I am lazy. And because I am not going to put on my face for photos/events/whatever around my apartment. That’s just silly. Outside of the apartment is a different story and the boy is forever telling me I don’t need make-up. This is true. I also believe it to be true...
The Superficial - Jon Gosselin & Octomom going on... →
so. many. things. WRONG. gah!
I’m so EXCITED!! …Because I’m at DISNEYLAND!!– Six-year-old boy at Disneyland today, 26 October 2009 (via cyledahl) (via fuckyeahdisneyland)
stab, stab! shoot, shoot! kill, kill!– My mother, to my father.
You Guys! I found my Winnie the Pooh ring-watch...
it’s like my finger has found its soulmate.
Nostalgia and Family
seem to be the themes of my last three weekends. friends I hadn’t seen in forever, parents visiting, mom coming back and visiting, the 10 years and counting friend and her fiance staying at casa de garvin, driving through Bakersfield (my place of birth), staying at my childhood home, seeing siblings, and holding my baby nephew. Next weekend, Halloween and the Sparkle of a Roommate’s...
lack of posts are due to my life consisting of pajamas, cats, movies, and a baby. there’s nothing newsworthy here.
The Superficial - Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. Game... →
so many things i can’t even begin to address.
20 Questions for Aziz Ansari - Chicago Tribune/Pop... →
azizisbored: 4. “Star Trek” or “Star Wars”? “Star Wars.” I have to admit when I see the “”Star Wars” version” of things I do get a little excited. You know what I’m talking about? Like the Call of Duty mods that let you play the game as StormTroopers? That would have been dope on “Goldeneye” for Nintendo 64. Speaking of which, why isn’t “Goldeneye” on Xbox Live? Rare and Microsoft need to...
It is my belief that cow print pants should not...
especially after midnight.
Sometimes living in Hollywood is like living in any other city, except with more pollution and more traffic. And sometimes the forces of chance and awesomeness collide and create an enigmatic fold in the fabric of reality that I still cannot wrap my brain around.
I may or may not have completely geeked out when I saw William H. Macy at the movies last night. In case you were wondering, he DID like Where the Wild Things Are.
Ridiculous Things I Am Allergic To
Certain papers/inks. Including whatever it is they used on my SAT test in high school. I sneezed/blew my nose the whole four hours. I was miserable, as was every other kid in the room. Aloe. My skin is allergic to the main ingredient in most “sensitive skin” lotions and bodywashes. The irony. Nature. Mold. A bachelor’s refrigerator is my kryptonite.
I tend to get loud when I’m excited. Which is almost every time I’m around other people.
I’m one of those sad kids with an inhaler who’s blind and allergic to at least half the world. I would have never survived on the Oregon Trail.
I Am Having An Allergic Reaction to My Own Hair
Or possibly my shampoo. Heidi has tooo many allergies.
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: What Up With That? The skit in and of itself is not that great, but around the 1:50 mark, Jason Sudeikis busts out some dance moves that just won’t quit. And they only get bigger and better as the skit goes on.
The Girl's Guide to Holiday Romance
youveescaped: snarkface: johncarney: Over at Buttercup Brunch, a commenter has composed her own list of men to avoid dating for the holidays. Frankly, I’m surprised it took so long. (Please note that I didn’t write this, and really didn’t even read it all that closely. I’m John Carney, and I do not endorse this message. I just thought that people who liked my list would like to read a...
Yesterday I woke up and discovered Doritos crumbs in my belly button. I am disgusting.
Instructables - Make, How To, and DIY →
i really really love instructables.com