December 2009
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A Good Omen for 2010
I finally managed to get my ex-boyfriend’s cat’s poop out of a white shirt of mine. I think there’s a symbolic meaning in there.
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
Look, I know it’s really important to you that I tell you my favorite movie of 2009. But I can’t decide between The Hurt Locker and Moon. I just can’t.
Stuff I Learned In 2009
Love truly does conquer all. For about 6 to 8 weeks. That’s when I reach my limit of being able to pour out love without it coming back in. Then the passive aggression starts to seep out of me in an effort to restore an equilibrium. Which, I may add, is not very effective in the least.
I can’t be anybody I’m not.
Lying in bed under the covers for as long as possible...
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The... →
This speaks to me.
Hot Tub Time Machine →
I can’t believe this movie exists
Every Time You Improperly Use a Semi-Colon a...
So think carefully before you punctuate. Please.
Black coffee tastes like disgruntled cubicle workers.
If You're Wondering If I Got a USC Snuggie for...
The answer is YES!
Each of the main six stars has hosted an episode...
(via fffriends)
It’s tough to be Matt LeBlanc. They didn’t even want him originally for Lost in Space. They wanted Matthew Perry. We miss you Matt, wherever you are, whatever you are doing. Stay strong.
We made beautiful and ridiculous cookies tonight and laughed so hard it hurt. Fed the baby and gave him a splashy bath. Stopped his crying with silly singing and dancing and rocked him to sleep. I drove home on a road so dark I couldn’t see past the reach of my headlights. It was already frosty and quite cold out. The fat crescent moon hung so low in the sky it seemed as though I could keep...
Things I Think About
Why doesn’t Claire Danes have eyebrows?
Why does the volleyball scene in Top Gun exist?
Rupert. Why does that name exist? I don’t like it.
What kind of people work in slaughterhouses?
I’ve heard slaughtering animals is a minimum wage job. Why are we not giving these people health benefits with a good mental health coverage? I’m afraid.
Can you work at a...
My Parents
just recounted every time they have hit each other with a car, or in one case, left the other person in a car that may or may not have been on fire. None of these incidents were done out of spite. My parents just operate on a whole different level like that.
“You. Hit my BODY. With a CAR. Just let those words sink in.”
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Patton Oswalt “Christmas Shoes”
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Best News Ever
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is SUPPOSEDLY 5’10”. I am also 5’10”. He’s not shorter than me, you guys!!!
(Also: posting that pick of JGL automatically sent my tumblarity up. Except some of the reblogs are cutting out the caption and missing the whole point: I’m too pretty for that cutie pie. Unless of course he ever reads this and then I’m not and he’s...
“I’ve heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing...”
– For Good - Wicked
I Have a New Rule:
Never do math after midnight.
The '00s
the decade Heidi Garvin had a boyfriend.
But seriously, I’ve been reflecting about this past decade(ish), and I came to realize I almost always had a boyfriend for the last 9 years. I broke up with my first boyfriend in January 2000. It was a little over a year before I had another one. And that’s the longest I’ve been single in the ’00s. And I was a 15 and 16 for that...
“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to...”
– Alison Bechdel, Fun Home (via bibliotheque)
This is lifted straight out of Oscar Wilde who put those words into darling Cecily’s mouth in The Importance of Being Earnest. And I love it so much. Pretty sure I underlined it THREE times and put a heart by it in my first copy of Earnest that I...
What It's Like to Be Visually Impaired
Everything looks like bokeh. All the time. Everywhere.
I find myself really relating to Michael Buble songs right now. This can’t be a good place I’ve gone to. This place where Michael Buble speaks to me and I end sentences with prepositions - it’s a dark place.
zsg:
Sweet Love for Planet Earth - Fuck...
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Fact:
If you Google Image Search the name of my ex-boyfriend, the seventh image will be my headshot. Which he neither took nor posted anywhere to my knowledge.
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Fact:
If you Google Image Search “Heidi Garvin” the first three images will be:
1.) Jillian Michaels
2.) Wil Wheaton as Wesley Crusher
3.) Suri Cruise
I will one hundred percent be watching the SoCal VoCals on the Sing Off this week. Partly since I know some of them, mostly since I’ve had a secret crush on one of them for, like, ever. (I’m looking at you, Donald Webber, Jr.)
Being an A Capella groupie just tripled my nerd status didn’t it? Rats.
