My Neuroses For Your Entertainment

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September 2009

122 posts

Aug 31, 20090 notes

I know everyone’s posted about it already, but all I can think of is the crazy out of control fire creeping it’s way toward the city. And of course that makes “city on fire! city on fire!” from sweeney todd play in my head.

Aug 31, 20090 notes

August 2009

81 posts

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather short, easy words, like, "What about lunch?"

marseeah:

— Winnie the Pooh

Aug 31, 200912 notes
“The only person who’s going to keep driving this life of mine is me.” —monsterbeard
Aug 28, 2009-1 notes
Aug 28, 200949 notes

I’m starting to get tired of walking into an audition room and people asking, just how tall ARE you, exactly?

I’m just under 5’10”, which is tallish for a lady, but I’m not some giant freak of nature. Put your eyebrows back down, please. Thank you.

Aug 27, 20090 notes
Dear Printer of Mine,

Please stop throwing up ink on my resumes. Thanks!

Love and kisses,

Heidi

Aug 27, 20090 notes
#dear so and so

because 11pm is ALWAYS the best time to rearrange your room.

Aug 27, 2009-1 notes
Aug 26, 2009-1 notes
Aug 26, 20092 notes
#gpoyw
Fact:

If I were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one person with me, I would bring Bear Grylls.

“Why, yes, darling. I’d love some roasted grub for dinner.” ;-)

Aug 26, 20090 notes
#fact

I have started to muse over what to be for halloween. In a week or two, it’s about to get real serious. If you have any awesome suggestions, throw ‘em my way! I’m more of a “creative/interesting/hey i already kind of look like that” costume person than the slutty costume type, fyi. Possibly because I don’t have much cleavage to flaunt if I wanted to. Have I said too much?

Suggestions?

Aug 26, 2009-1 notes
Aug 26, 2009418 notes
“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainty that just to be alive is a grand thing.” —Agatha Christie (via justbesplendid) (via getyourown)
Aug 24, 200976 notes
Aug 21, 2009-1 notes
Aug 21, 20093 notes
Aug 21, 2009-1 notes

Another night of trying to entice sleep to come to me. I’ve done pretty much everything but make sweet love to mr. sandman in an effort to get some snoozing done tonight. Perhaps I’ll slip into something more “comfortable” and try to get him in bed with me.

You hear that, Mr. Sandman? You come here to me…stud. Grrrowl.

Aug 21, 2009-1 notes
Aug 20, 2009116 notes
Confession:

I plan on having coffee on oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for breakfast for about the next week.

Aug 20, 2009-1 notes
#confession
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