Two Reasons to Follow LeVar Burton on Twitter:
He occasionally ends tweets with “you don’t have to take my word for it!” He accidentally tweeted his phone number yesterday. Twice.
I popped one of you on Saturday after a stroll through Hollywood Forever Cemetery left me with the sniffles and itchy eyes. I knew you would dry out my sinuses and eyes, so I removed my contacts, lest they stick to my eyeballs and I have to peel them off at the end of the day. I had foreseen the dry eye situation correctly, but alas, I still had the sniffles. On Sunday, the sniffles became the...
Remember piggy back rides? I loved piggy back rides. I speak of them in the past tense now because, unfortunately, the height of Heidi Garvin in relation to the average height of men in America is not a ratio conducive to piggy back riding.
I Don't Even Have A Boyfriend!
The only stamps the post office had yesterday were ones that featured wedding rings. So now all my mail looks like it has the leftover stamps from wedding invitations on it. I had to explain in a card I sent to a friend that I, in fact, was NOT getting married and not to worry, that I didn’t even have a boyfriend. In the card to my mother, however, I had to write CALM DOWN. I don’t...
The Pioneer Woman Cooks - Ree Drummond →
This is SORT OF the recipe I used for my cinnamon rolls. It was more a jumping off point. I didn’t have enough whole milk, so I used a little skim milk, too. I let my dough rise longer than the recipe called for. Mostly because IT WAS RISING VERY SLOWLY. Which may or may not be due to the fact that I have no patience and lifted the dish towel I had covering it to check it every five...
My mother said she wanted to eventually put a queen bed in my old bedroom. I said, “Oh yeah? Turn it into a guest room? That’d be nice.” Mom: “Well sort of. I figure you’ll live out of town and you and your husband will need a place to stay when you visit.” Me: “Wow. You have me living out of town AND being married? My life plans don’t really go...
Does anyone remember the semester I spent studying/google image searching/pretending to be an owl? Oh yeah. And in case you were wondering, I totally got an A in that play that counted as a class. Theatre is a weird major.
4th Grade Wisdom
Today, the little girl who lives across the street from my parents told me some really important things. We met on the driveway in front of my house. I was helping my mom carry in things from the car and she was taking refuge in the shade of our drive, eating some ice cream. She said that she watched a movie in school today about what happens to girls bodies when they get older. It was, and I...
Things I Accomplished Today:
laundry teaching my 8 month nephew to mimic me and do jazz hands. Today was a really important day.
I don’t know what I was thinking of. Anyway, it was just a mistake. It...– Jean Paul Jeunet, regarding filmmaking and life.
ADVENTURES IN MEDIOCRITY: Alright peoples.... →
So I got 50 free 4x6 prints from Shutterfly…so i figured i’d do the right thing and give them away sort of. So I made a set on my Flickr with all the photos i would think people would want….So just send me an email with a link to the photo or photos you want…and maybe an address cause i think i…
lauracondi asked: umm i love you because of that truth bomb. ur a hero.
If I’ve ever been to a party at your place, I’ve probably hid in your bathroom at some point and wondered how on earth I was going to make it through the rest of that night with any amount of grace. And then proceeded to make it through the rest of that night with no grace whatsoever. I’ve also probably scared some of your guests with my stories that don’t know appropriate...
oaksandroses asked: Tumblr meetup @ the Mandrake on 3/28. FREE ICE CREAM, no cover, live music, and awesome people. Starts at 8:30. YOU BETTER BE THERE.
Things I Said Last Night
I love Arby’s! It’s my favorite. Seriously. I eat it at least three times a week. I want to move into the apartments behind the Arby’s so I can walk there everyday and so that my home will ALWAYS smell like ARBY’S. I can’t even tell you how much I love Arby’s. That place is AWESOME!
Sometimes I just want to yell out BANANA HAMMOCKS! as an expletive. I don’t know why. I just do.
No-Cost and Low-Cost Health Care for Los Angeles... →
Look, I know a lot of you don’t have health insurance, and yeah, I know there’s a ton of paperwork involved in this and it’s a huge hassle, but in case you have gangrene or are dying, I’m here to point you to the free health care Los Angeles County residents have access to. They also have a free Sexual Health Clinic that will mail you condoms to your home. Prescription meds...
If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That’s something I...– East of Eden
“If I didn’t have feet would you make me wear socks?” “No, of course not.” “Well, I don’t have a neck,” he explained with a twang. “So why are you making me wear a tie?” - Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, by Rod Lurie
I’ve thought about doing audio posts of my sweet lilting voice speaking my amazing insights here on tumblr, but since I can hardly leave a cohesive voicemail, I figure that would probably be a train wreck.
dating is rough. I am sorry, man. And there’s so much passion going on...– Me. sometimes I am really dramatic.