This past 9 days have included: limited neck mobility (oh hey, sleeping weird!) second degree burn (oh hey, spilling hot bacon grease!) prolonged swelling/itching/hive breaking outting of eyelids (oh hey, ALLERGIC TO MY NEW EYELASH CURLER!) sunburn (oh hey, Dodger’s Stadium and being an idiot who didn’t wear sunscreen!) Classic! It’s no post-surgery rash they thought was...
I am not rich enough to be addicted to online shopping. So I am addicted to online window shopping, and constantly updating/revising my Amazon wishlist.
With the exception of this post
My boyfriend will not let me blog about my farts. Just another example of how he can sometimes save me from myself.
Sometimes at Work
Sometimes at work I accidentally play a game with myself called “How Many Spreadsheets Can I Have Open in Excel at One Time?” Today’s winning number: 17
Things I Make My Boyfriend Do:
Speak to me in Greek Play his guitar and serenade me He has a hard life.
Tonight’s dinner included my new signature dish* and a staple of my cooking repertoire that both Jim and I adore**. I am happy and full. We both have a feeling this will be the go to comfort dinner I cook in the future. (He has one he cooks, too, for the record…lamb chops and spinnach pie.) So much good food in our future! *New signature dish = cheesy pasta casserole. It’s a...
Got a video of my nephew from my sister-in-law yesterday… First, he performs a rendition of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” for me (in which he KILLS it). Next, his little almost two year old voice says “Heidi…I wuv you.” TEARS OF JOY AND PRIDE, YOU GUYS!
In Case You Were Wondering
My boyfriend and I did, in fact, drive from Echo Park to Hollywood (ok, he drove) specifically to eat Arby’s last night. We are a match made in fast food loving Heaven.
UPDATE 5-Private equity firm to buy Arby's for... →
I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BUY ARBY’S AND LIVE OUT MY LIFE’S TRUE AMBITION. Sadness consumes me. Also: now going to make boyfriend eat Arby’s for dinner with me…
Today at Work
I wrote an email in iambic pentameter. And they said there wasn’t much of a creative component to this job… Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to draw a picture for my coworker.
Boyfriend hooking up the free TV we scored off of Craigslist for his house, cat purring in my lap, internet at my fingertips, and a rousing game of Rock Band in my future. Dinner is in my belly and dessert is in the freezer. Methinks I am le spoiled.
Things That Are A Bad Idea
Nacho cheese flavored brown rice chips Eating nacho cheese flavored brown rice chips Eating expired nacho cheese flavored brown rice chips Continuing to eat expired nacho cheese flavored brown rice chips Blogging about eating expired nacho cheese flavored brown rice chips
Watching "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
for the first time. I somehow managed to get a B.A. in Theatre prior to this. Not sure how I swung that.
Meaningful Things I Did at Work Today
A list, by Heidi Garvin made dozens of tiny paper mustaches made a foray in abstract art explained to multiple people how their job/our industry works