Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy...– Carl Sandburg
Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands And take it when it runs by, As the...– Carl Sanburg
Lay me on an anvil, O God. Beat me and hammer me into a crowbar. Let me pry...– Carl Sandburg
1st World Problems
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KINDLY ASK YOU TO “REPLY ALL” ON THIS EMAIL THREAD? Answer: all the times. every. single. time. WHEN ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO READ THE EMAIL I SENT IN IT’S THREE SENTENCE ENTIRETY AND FOLLOW IT’S INSTRUCTIONS? AND ACTUALLY HIT “REPLY ALL” OR INCLUDE firstname.lastname@example.org* ON ALL EMAILS, AS REQUESTED? Answer: Never. Never,...
Things I Am Looking Forward to This Weekend
Finally putting that darned suitcase I have been schlepping all over the place for the last two months away. Having the time and energy to pluck my eyebrows and remove my two week old manicure SLEEPING. IN. Not leaving my apartment Enveloping myself in a cocoon of blankets and rolling my wrapped up self between the bed and the couch, and occasionally to the bathroom.
It’s cool, everyone. I’m just listening to every version of “Send in the Clowns” currently available on Spotify. One after another. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL, HERE. (Obviously, my favorite so far is Mandy Patinkin’s version. OBVIOUSLY.)
You know life is good
When your boyfriend is game to take a crash lesson from you in Latin dancing in the middle of an almost empty dance floor at a wedding reception.
I’m a very good dancer. I don’t have time for Dancing With the Stars, but I...– Martha Stewart (via beenthinking) I very much want to see this happen
Rejected Jokes: Glenn Howerton, Josh Groban, Steve... →
Oh my word, someone put all the people I have a secret crush on in one movie. My head is imploding as I type this. rejectedjokes: I’m excited to announce that Glenn Howerton (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Steve Little (Eastbound and Down), Josh Groban (The Office and “Music”) and I will star in CollegeHumor’s first feature length film- “Coffeetown.” The movie is being written and...
Downtown Lobby: Delta Spirit Schedule Show @ The... →
Auto reblog: my mom’s childhood best friend’s son’s face on my dashboard. That was a complicated sentence. Support good people and good music! downtownlobby: So this is two stories in one, Delta Spirit have announced that they will be making their way back to Los Angeles for another show. Where will they be playing? The Music Box. That’s right, the Hollywood venue that has...
I keep forgetting whether or not I packed socks. Rather than check, I just keep packing socks. I am going to have very warm feet this trip.
In 2012, I Will...
Eat more vegetables Floss Volunteer Call my mother Read more books Get regular hair cuts