June 2012
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Just Found
Two DVDs from the Acting for TV Commercials class I took in college. So you can guess what Jim and I have been watching for the past 40 minutes.
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Mom Makes A Phone Call
My mother called my boyfriend today to wish him a happy birthday. I can only hear one end of the conversation, but it sounds pretty adorable. They talked about literature. Let’s just die from adorableness right now, shall we?
May 30th
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May 29th
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Things I Have IMed My Boyfriend Today
heidig: I had a dream last night where I figured out all of society’s problems with homosexuality heidig: let’s talk about it over lunch
May 25th
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Business Woes
Today, one of our clients sent us substantiation for a medical product they wish to advertise. Most clients send documentation of research that has been conducted as substantiation. This client sent a link to a wikipedia page. I repeat: A LINK. TO A WIKIPEDIA PAGE. This substantiation would not hold up in a 6th grade report, much less a court of law.  I have no words.
May 24th
May 24th
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Games We Play
Sometimes, Jim will humor me and play a certain game where one of us makes up a band name, and the other responds with what kind of band that would be. This game is usually played when I can’t fall asleep. Here’s an example from last night: Me: If you had a band named “Guest of Honor” what kind of band would it be? Jim: “Guest of Honor” is a rapper. Me: Do...
May 16th
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May 8th
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A package I ordered online has been delivered according to UPS Tracking Magic (not its official name), but I DON’T SEE IT IN THE PLACE AT WORK WHERE THE PACKAGES GET DELIVERED (not its official name). Excuse me while I have a panic attack because the most expensive pair of shoes I have ever bought is now probably being worn by receptionist who signed for them at another location. I bet her...
May 8th
The State of the Wardrobe, May 2012
I woke up this morning to discover everything I owned was either: a) dirty b) too hot to wear in Los Angeles in May c) needed ironing, or d) needed to be worn with spanx (read: the fabric is so thin, you could see the outline of the mole on my buttocks without spanx smushing everything into a smooth silhouette). I was already running late for work. Consequently, I am wearing spanx today. At my...
May 8th