WHEN THE 101 MEETS THE 405
girlsgonegoldberg: wheninla: Happy summer weekend driving everyone! This is where I work: where the 405 meets the 101. Every morning is a disaster!!
The Garvs Deals With the Inevitable
My cat died today. To say I’m a complete wreck over this is an understatement. Imagine Kristen Bell if she had to watch a sloth get killed; that’s basically the frightening level of hysteria going on. Over a cat (a wonderful, amazing, perfect cat, but a cat nonetheless). This provides more evidence to support what I have previously suspected: if my parents ever die, I will most likely...
Yesterday I helped my boyfriend select a pocket square. And I didn’t try to steer him toward the most hilariously ridiculous one. I feel so mature.
Authorities investigate lungs found on L.A.... →
ORGANS FOUND ON SIDEWALK. LOS ANGELES IS “GETTING WEIRDER.” I had to read this about three times before my mind could even comprehend the absurdity of it all.
Tom Cruise wants to fly those Top Gun jets, Tom... →
Tom Cruise is on a highway to the danger zone. His ego is writing checks his body can’t cash.
I Just Really Love Michelle Obama
Thought you all should know. Thank you. Carry on.
Why did fast food restaurants stop carrying “small” sized sodas all those years ago? They are taking me for some change each time I buy a fountain soda, because I’m never going to finish it. If I put more than 12 ounces of Diet Coke in my stomach, there is a 100% chance I will have to poop very shortly thereafter. Smaller sodas, please! I’d like to do something fabulous...
Secrets and Surprises
Jim’s birthday was one week ago today. I was so excited to give him his present that I threw up. It was like that episode of 30 Rock, “Apollo Apollo,” where Jack finds a home video of himself being so excited to get a birthday present as a child that he throws up, or “Jacks.” I Jacked. Except my excitement was over giving a gift, not receiving it. I have never in my...