Hey, Team Internet!
There’s a lot of stuff going on on the interwebs that makes me want to punch someone. Mainly, it’s stuff about people hating other people, people not being aware they are not the only person on this planet, or people thinking they win at life because some guy that used to like them, but is now dating someone else, totally wishes he hadn’t missed his chance.
So I say to you, People of the Internet, don’t hate, be nice, and let’s maybe redefine “winning,” shall we?
Let’s also look at these pictures of dogs dressed as Ewoks:
If that Tosh.0 segment made you feel uncomfortable, here’s where you tell Comedy Central about why that is.
Watching/reading about this made me then go back and re-read my post from last year about the time I hit a man who touched me inappropriately on the subway. Here’s where you can read that story.
I told Comedy Central it’s not okay to be encouraging the violation of a woman’s physical boundaries for the sake of comedy. You should, too.
Today is National Grilled Cheese Day. It’s also Greek Orthodox Holy Thursday. This means tonight is going to consist of eating Grilled Cheese Sandwiches while dyeing eggs red followed by watching NBC Thursday Night comedies.
There are too many things to celebrate, but I am not complaining.
Taller women are (very) slightly more likely to develop breast and/or ovarian cancer. The overall increase in risk factor is really nothing to be worried about, but damn BBC News, you know how to make me more anxious than the WebMD symptom checker.
As the data indicates correlation and not causation, it could have absolutely nothing to do with genetics or even height. Perhaps tall women are more likely to be obese, which is a risk factor for both types of cancers. Or perhaps tall women are more likely to use cancer causing cell phones (is that even a real thing? I don’t even know). Or maybe we are closer to the carcinogenic pollutants in the air. Or maybe BBC News just knows how to make me feel depressed about life.
Someone at work today said, “why did I do that” and all I could think about was this gem of a quote from Parks and Rec:
“I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don’t even remember! I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I’m just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! Bitches be crazy. I’m good at tolerating pain; I’m bad at math, and… I’m stupid.”