My Neuroses For Your Entertainment

Forgot how skinny I was in high school until I saw this old photo posted on an old neighbor’s blog today. 
I was eating CONSTANTLY and never got any meat on my bones until my twenties. 
UGH, teenage metabolism. 

Forgot how skinny I was in high school until I saw this old photo posted on an old neighbor’s blog today. 

I was eating CONSTANTLY and never got any meat on my bones until my twenties. 

UGH, teenage metabolism. 

Morgan McGuire Is Happy At The Barclays Center In Brooklyn (by TheGeoffMan)

I just keep watching this on repeat because I’m getting married in four days (three days?) and can no longer process information. Can only watch my maid of honor dance like an adorable fool.

Jim, your lunch looks an AWFUL lot like dessert…

Tonight, we returned to the scene of the crime. Recreated the first date we had three years ago. #100daysofhappy

Tonight, we returned to the scene of the crime. Recreated the first date we had three years ago. #100daysofhappy

The Honeymooners

In 16 days Jim and I are headed to a little studio apartment/room in Palm Springs, that is part of a luxury Bed and Breakfast, with vintage movies screened outdoors by the pool nightly and I can’t wait to lounge by the pool, drink all the drinks, eat my way through Palm Springs and watch the likes of Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn at night. I also hope to make friends with the cat that has adopted the B&B grounds and staff, named BADNESS. 

LIFE IS OK/IS IT MY HONEYMOON YET?

randomredux:

joannalaine:

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.

New Olympic sport: media correspond versus Russian stray (possibly feral) dog. FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

(via trevormathewsishawt)

True Love

me: getting out of bed is the worse thing ever invented

Jim: yeah, its pretty bad

penis-hilton:

this kid killed a seal with his bike


That is not a seal. THAT IS A SEA LION.

penis-hilton:

this kid killed a seal with his bike

That is not a seal. THAT IS A SEA LION.

(Source: retrogasm, via trevormathewsishawt)

9 to 5 (or 8 to 8)

I worked 11 hours yesterday and will work 11 or 12 hours today and oh my word, how do people do this EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. Sure, the wedding stuff I’m doing all night when I get home is adding to the tiredness, but everyone’s got something to do after work: tend to babies, clean, cook, live, etc. I cannot comprehend how the people who do this daily manage.

Bowing down to every soul who works more 50 hours a week because that is my threshold and after that my eyes start to burn. You deserve gold medals and a parade in your honor.

Raise the minimum wage! Provide healthcare! Regulate the entertainment and other industries insane hours! Power to the people!

*falls asleep standing up*

This is my fiance as a baby. I just want to put him in a 1970s style track suit and really emphasize the part in his hair because OMG STFU.

This is my fiance as a baby. I just want to put him in a 1970s style track suit and really emphasize the part in his hair because OMG STFU.