My Neuroses For Your Entertainment
Wow. You guys, I found this old photo from fall semester 2004 at USC. I was barely 20 and should never have gotten that sweater. I look like a watermelon. Let me tell you what is happening here: I was having dinner at my friend Jed’s house. I made Jed, or maybe it was my roommate, Karen, toss me a crab cake so I could catch it in my mouth. I have pretty much zero hand-eye (or mouth-eye) coordination, so everyone was pretty skeptical about my ability to do this. But this, THIS is photo evidence that I did IN FACT catch the air-borne crab cake in my mouth. I picked up some PRETTY IMPORTANT skills in college. Go higher education! Photo credit: Allison of allisoninthecity. Or possibly that roommate Karen. I KNOW SHE WAS THERE and somehow involved. I just can’t quite remember in what capacity.

Wow. You guys, I found this old photo from fall semester 2004 at USC. I was barely 20 and should never have gotten that sweater. I look like a watermelon. Let me tell you what is happening here: I was having dinner at my friend Jed’s house. I made Jed, or maybe it was my roommate, Karen, toss me a crab cake so I could catch it in my mouth. I have pretty much zero hand-eye (or mouth-eye) coordination, so everyone was pretty skeptical about my ability to do this. But this, THIS is photo evidence that I did IN FACT catch the air-borne crab cake in my mouth. I picked up some PRETTY IMPORTANT skills in college. Go higher education!

Photo credit: Allison of allisoninthecity. Or possibly that roommate Karen. I KNOW SHE WAS THERE and somehow involved. I just can’t quite remember in what capacity.

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3 years ago
  1. garvs posted this